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12 Funny #TextsThatLeadToSex

By Geoffrey Golden

The quickest way to initiate sex these days is via text message. There’s no talking on the phone, no need to find a computer and compose an email, or seek someone out in person. A few characters and the “send” button later, and you’re getting your tag hashed. (I don’t know that that means…

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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