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10 Foods Batman Does Not Eat

By Geoffrey Golden

The City of Gotham needs a hero. A champion for order against chaos, who will put criminals behind bars, where they belong. But also, a hero who eats right. Thanks to the series Batman: The Brave and The Bold and denizens of the internet, we’ve learned what foods the Dark Knight has cut out…

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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