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WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 28: U.S. Rep Matt Gaetz (R-FL) questions U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas as he testifies before the House Judicary Committee at the Rayburn House Office Building on April 28, 2022 in Washington, DC. The House Judicary Committee held an oversight hearing of the Department of Homeland Security. (Photo by Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)

5 Occupations Matt Gaetz Might Be Better Suited For

By Michael Hayne

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) is basically a useless bag of hair and forehead who may go to prison to prison for sex trafficking, but he spends his time concocting conspiracies to “own the libs” so it’s totally cool. Perhaps only Ted Cruz supersedes this shit weasel in the creepiness…

Michael Hayne
Michael Hayne

Michael Hayne is a comedian, writer, voice artist, podcaster, and impressionist. Hist writing has appeared in Salon, Alternet, Raw Story, Investor's Observer, Addicting Info, Occupy Democrats, and many more. Hist comedy has been featured in Huffington Post, Funny or Die, and Sirius XM.

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