Meanwhile in Netherlands: Rare Penis Plant Blooms For First Time In 25 Years, What Took You So Long Dick

Just like your real pandemic penis, the Amorphophallus decus-silvae aka a rare penis plant rarely comes out to play. By that, we simply mean it almost never blooms. This is why the fact that it unsheathed itself after a 25-year hiatus is monumental. The plant actually blossomed at a botanical garden in the Dutch city of Leiden and…