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Wisconsin Man Threatens To Shoot Off His Dick After He And Wife Argue About Porn

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: eldadcarin (Getty)

By the looks of things, nothing makes Robert Ahorner cream his shorts quite like the sight of a 12-point buck, sales on Pabst and internet porn. But according to GazetteXtra, it’s that porn habit that really chapped his wife’s ass earlier this month, and the argument that ensued quickly…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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