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This Guy’s Elaborate Tinder Profile Will Make You Either Love Him Or Hate Him

By Cory Dudak

They say you should never judge a book by its cover. In the case of Garrett and the PowerPoint presentation’s worth of information on his Tinder profile page(s), you can safely come to the conclusion that the dude tries way too hard. Then again, maybe some will find that charming.

Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for HotNewBreak. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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