This broke over a month ago but it is pretty much the greatest thing ever so we’re sharing it anyways. The screen grab below is from one of the newer installments of R. Kelly’s never-ending hip-hopera, “Trapped in the Closet” and as you’ll see, it is a book we should all be reading.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s marriage has reportedly come to an end. The “Babygirl” actor has filed for a divorce…