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The Big List: The Greatest Sci-Fi Porn! Skrillex On Fire!

By Geoffrey Golden

Time to become a famous Dubstep DJ, grow your hair really long, have a birthday party, lean over the birthday cake to blow out the candles, feel something hot, realize it’s totally your own hair on fire, quickly put it out, realize that death by birthday candle is maybe the most ironic death of…

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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