Meanwhile in British Royalty: Princess Eugenie’s Husband Caught With Topless Model on Yacht, Effectively Remixing ‘The Crown’ With Smutty American Reality TV

For most guys who’ve just become new dads, life is all about sleepless nights and dirty diapers. And while that sounds hard, nothing compares to the grueling task of getting drunk on expensive Rosé whilst cruising around the island of Capri on your speedboat with a bunch of topless models.…