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Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’

By idlyitw



The wig has already been snatched off the myth that Starbucks is funding the ISIS plot to behead Jesus in a transgender bathroom, it hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from calling for a boycott because he has to pander to the evangelical voters who prefer the docile black guy who really wants you to know he stabbed somebody and the pyramids were built because the Bible. Or maybe the Holocaust. You can never tell with him. But while faux Christians, who really won’t be expecting to see a bearded brown guy descend from heaven, were busy tripping over homeless veterans and immigrant orphans to be assholes to baristas making minimum wage, Jesus was doing a cover of the Cup Song on his YouTube channel and giving Starbucks a thumbs up.

Just in time for Veterans Day: Seattle-based coffee giant Starbucks is announcing today that it will now extend a 100% tuition-free four-year college benefit to the spouse or child of every U.S. veteran or active military reservist employed 20 or more hours a week. This new benefit, whose zero-tuition price point results from a 42-58 partnership between ASU and Starbucks, will be an additional benefit atop the previously-announced college benefit (also four years, 100% tuition free) that Starbucks extends to every employee who works 20 hours per week or more...Starbucks will also now be paying for up to 80 hours per year for service obligations of employees who are active duty or reservists in the U.S. Armed Forces or National Guard.

To their credit, the majority of my Christian friends on Facebook think this red cup drama is stupid and petty and exactly the type of thing that make the rest of us think they’re sociopaths who lash out when their beliefs are slightly inconvenienced making their mass delusional piety lie when ordering coffee or burning down a Planned Parenthood. In the meantime, Starbucks will gladly take their money and send veterans’ families to college instead of buying a private jet or installing stadium seating so more people can give them money whenever they say “God bless the troops”. It’s a real crowd pleaser from what I’ve heard.



 Here’s Rachel Hilbert. I assume she drinks coffee.



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    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862395 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert shows off her bikini body during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

  • Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Rachel Hilbert Bikini

    Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862392 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862393 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862394 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862396 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862371 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862372 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862373 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862375 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862376 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862377 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862378 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862379 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    FFN_IMAGE_51862380|FFN_SET_60098484
    51862380 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    FFN_IMAGE_51862382|FFN_SET_60098484
    51862382 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    FFN_IMAGE_51862383|FFN_SET_60098484
    51862383 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862384 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862385 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862386 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813

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    51862387 Model Rachel Hilbert is seen doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in Miami, Florida on September 27, 2015. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (818) 307-4813
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