Jared Fogle Asked An FBI Informant If He Could Secretly Film Her Kids

When the alien invasion warships arrive, I’ll be the one on the roof waving them in. You should join. In the meantime. let’s all thank Rochelle Herman, the woman who was an FBI informant for eight years to bring down Jared Fogle.

Herman saw Fogle numerous times over the years, and his comments and admissions got more brazen, she said. “He talked about sex with underage children,” she said. “It was just something that he really, really enjoyed,” she said. Herman said she notified law enforcement authorities, and the FBI asked her to wear a wire to record her conversations with Fogle. For years, she said, she worked undercover with authorities to gather evidence against Fogle. “He trusted me for unknown reasons,” Herman told CNN’s “AC360.” “He had said to me numerous times over the course of years about having sex with minors.” He got so comfortable with Herman, she said, he included her children in their conversations. “I had two young children at the time, and he talked to me about installing hidden cameras in their rooms and asked me if I would choose which child I would like him to watch,” she said.

In case you don’t know yet, Rochelle Herman was the person Jared said THIS to, then she immediately went to the police because what the fuck.  Then she had to play along and put up with this shit for almost 10 years. Let’s pause for a moment to think about that. Look, capital punishment is archaic and dumb, and the 1,413 executions since 1976 have worked about as well as gun-free zones in deterring people from doing shit that comes with a side of death penalty.  That being said, some people just don’t need to be walking the planet. If they found Rochelle standing over this motherfucker and had to special order a water cannon to recreate the arterial spray, I’d hope they’d fill it with champagne.