If Jessica Simpson wants to keep being famous, she probably shouldn’t have gone down three cup sizes then worn a see through shirt. You’re not supposed to go from DDs to buying gel inserts and kleenex overnight. DDs make people like you. DDs make people forget for a minute that you have a condescendingly flat ass. DDs hide the fact that you pay people to paint you up like a gay racoon. Succulent DDs stop world hunger and global warming. Big, round, juicy DDs teach blind children to read and…uh, sorry. What were we talking about?
After Selena Gomez’s whirlwind press tour for her show, Only Murders in the Building Season 5, she gave fans some…
