Heidi Klum is a nightmare

I simply want to state my objection to Heidi Klum making herself look this ugly. The only scary part about the costume is someone that beautiful would spend so much time and money making herself look like she was ground up in a garbage disposal. It should be illegal to do this to one’s self, so if Officer Seal there could do me a favor and arrest her, that would be super. And what’s with that big ass Angela Davis looking wig she’s wearing? You’re married to a black guy, Heidi. We already know you’re cool like dat, so no need to go overboard to prove you’re multicultural.