GLENDALE, AZ - FEBRUARY 01: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots celebrates holding the Vince Lombardi Trophy after defeating the Seattle Seahawks during Super Bowl XLIX at University of Phoenix Stadium on February 1, 2015 in Glendale, Arizona. The Patriots defeated the Seahawks 28-24. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Eagles Fans Use Super Bowl Victory As An Excuse To Trash Sunoco Gas Station

Photo: Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images

I guess devouring all of that figurative shit is better than eating the real thing. According to NJ.com, police are asking for the public’s help in identifying a rather large group of tools and nerds who decided the best way to celebrate the…

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