Nobody wants to watch you play fetch with your dog. There is nothing you could possibly do to make us want to watch you do that. What’s that? You’ve slowed the video down and added epic music? AND your dog is so horrible at fetch that she misses the ball every single time? Sign us up!

Attending Donald Trump’s inauguration alongside her fiancé Jeff Bezos, Lauren Sanchez brought bold glam to the table in an all-white Alexander McQueen…