Not everyone drinks the same.
TGILOLZ!
If it's LULZ you need, it's LULZ you'll get.
Looped laughs for life.
Please check your contacts list before you start sending shirtless pics.
Make your day better. Make yourself better.
It's the coolest t-shirt you will ever own.
Why just report on the news when you can make it, too?
Let your LOLZ out.
This goes about as wrong as possible.