It's all an act and you know it.
You're better off if a bully steals your lunch money.
The only thing left to live for.
Hear us out.
Nothing guarantees a return customer like Nicolas Cage.
Pun and done.
Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unless you happen to play for the Seahawks.
Saving the world one boob pic at a time.
This ad is probably worth more than the car.
Pure humor in 30mins or less.