You can't blame Mario.
Should have sat in the emergency exit row.
Thumbs getting a workout.
Probably not the best time to be honest.
Could have used the cash to pay for the hospital bill after eating their pizza.
Never leave me, food. Never.
Sometimes bagpipes are the only solution.
Feel free to make this a to-do list for yourself.
Talk about a major fail.
I'm an advocate for slow motion.