Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mass.		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			Pocahontas gets her stick icky from that slick raccoon for sure.		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			If you like Pina Coladas...		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			This article is no Bravo Sierra.		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			This is why we have 82 Transformers movies.		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			You'll eat tons and tons of popcorns watching these girls.		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			The two belt champ wears what the f**k he wants.		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			When North Korea assassinates him for The Interview these films will be his legacy.		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			Stirred, not shaken. You read that right.		
	
	
			
			
				
				
				
			
		
		
	
			
			We're going on a little ride.