Mel vs. Oksana — Where Do You Stand?

ASSlee Simpson has been keeping a pretty low-profile since she got her ass fired from Melrose Place , and we’ve been wondering what exactly her next inspired career move would be! Luckily, we will not have to speculate anymore, because gurlfriend is dusting off that ‘music’ career she left for dead a few years back and trying her hand at – GET THIS – a folk album! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Check out this little snippet from Paper Magazine : Do you know the direction of the forthcoming record? I do, I do. I see the light. But I’m definitely not spilling the beans just yet. It’s definitely a bit folky. Way more folky than “Pieces of Me”? It had that feel, but I’m really going for it this time! Well, “LaLa” and “Outta My Head” were pretty major. Well, I’m always a kooky person, so you’re not going to lose that. But for me, there’s an era of music that I miss and I wanna make that kind of music. The songs that we need to hear. Yes, yes, and YES! This is hilariously wonderful and bad news! And just so we’re clear, bb. You understand that folk usually means just you and a guitar. That shiz is harder to fake perfect. We hope you know that! What do U think?? Are U excited for a brand new musical endeavor from Ashlee?? [ Image via WENN .]