All eyes on Rhinebeck for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding

She’s just divine, isn’t she? LOLs! Now that Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub is officially off The Real Housewives of New Jersey , she’s exactly where she belongs – with every other disgusting famewhore/gutter troll on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine! And be rest assured, getting her ass fired has only enhanced her delusional, certifiably insane antics! Here are some of the better gems of instability: On being a lesbian for attention: “I’ve had six relationships with women and I will tell you women kiss better than men. That’s very, very true. I remember each and every one of them. I don’t really like labels. I’m trying to keep that part of my life as private as possible. Let’s just say I’m interested in sexuality.” On former co-star Teresa Giudice: “She needs a hairline revision. Planet of the Apes has nothing on her! She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes . Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like?” On Melissa Gorga, Teresa’s sister-in-law and possible housewife for season three: “The reason Melissa initially contacted me was to tell me she felt so horrible watching somebody else be treated as badly as she was treated by Teresa for over a decade. She said that when Teresa is jealous and threatened by another woman that’s how she behaves.” Glad to see all of the apologies shared in the reunion meant something! But, go ahead! Keep running that delusional mouth, bb! Within a few weeks, even Steppin’ Out won’t be interested in your z-list ass, and the only person you’ll have left to listen to you will be your energist!! But that’s no big deal, right?? Because you stay in the positive! Love and light, gurl!